Little Tom Tom was born in Mexico City, eight months and thirty days premature, whilst his parents, both native New
Yorkers, were holidaying in their RV. Tom Tom’s mother is English, his father America: a full blooded descendant
of the Comanche, Sioux, and Cherokee tribe’s.
Tom Tom showed his self-sufficiency from the day he was born, assisting in his own delivery, and despite being exhausted by
the birth, took a full turn in driving the RV. Not only was he independent, he was also caring and loyal. The next
morning after making his parents breakfast, he sat them down and raised his concerns that his premature arrival had
somewhat spoiled their holiday plans. He instead that they continue the tour and that he would make his own way back to
New York.
Tom Tom had managed to raise three hundred dollars by winning a tequila drinking competition at a local bar. He knew that he
would need the money to bribe and influence officials and outlaws if he was to be one of the Mexican born immigrants to
make it across the border to the USA.
Tom Tom knew that life was going be tough for a premature baby traveling alone across America, and that finding time for up
to fifteen nappy changes a day was going to be no picnic, especially when you're on special formulation feed and no solids.
Tom Tom needed to travel quickly, but also make money on the way. With his natural strength he was well suited to the life of
an itinerant farm worker, bucking straw at the rate of three to four times that of the average man. Whilst running a large
team of mules he actually won a race against a combined harvester.
Whilst out herding cattle Tom Tom was spotted by a film crew filming an episode of the Lone Ranger. They spotted his
ridding ability and askked him to work as stunt man and stunt coordinator on the set.
It was on the farm working as a crop sprayer that Tom Tom learnt his piloting skills, skills that would later prove
invalluable in
earning him a reputation for his daring airborne fire assaults, working as fire fighter, on the blazing Texas oil fields.
His quick mind and quick fist allowed him to earn cash
as a rackateer and prize fighter, but it was his quick legs that US Postal wanted on their team. After
some persuasion, by lance, he agreed to joined them as a domestique, but for only as long as they were traveling north towards
NYC.
Tom Tom’s last job was, as a dealer, at a casino owned by the Mob in Vegas. They were run out of town, fortunately they ran
to
New York, where Tom Tom handed them over to the authorities, and was offered a fulltime job with the NYPD. He was asked to
form a group of untouchable officers, whose
sole purpose was to crack down on drinking and gambling. After prohibition had finished Tom Tom worked as an undercover cop
until he retired after his partner was shot.
Tom Tom’s journey is the fastest ever recorded manpowered journey across America.
Tom Tom’s ability to travel swiftly across the American terrain, inspired the invention of a well known navigation device,
which bears his name.
After discovering that both his birth parents were to be detained for an indefinite period of time in a Mexican prison, Tom
Tom decided to leave New York. He moved to England after being adopted by Madonna and was subsequently sold on EBay to
another family, also living in England – He has now decided to make this his home.